- Matty Healy (the 1975)
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot